Kevin's Forum
from www.kevinbigsexynash.com
January 6, 1999
After reading the feed-back from you fans here on the Site, I know a lot of you are upset. Oh well. Let’s face it, everyone hates it when they’ve been duped, when they’ve been sucked in … and there are, er, were a lot of people who were sucked in on this whole deal. I mean, sorry I’m a good actor. Flair bit and so did a lot of the fans. Forty-thousand fans at The Georgia Dome watched me get pushed down with one finger by "Hollywood" Hogan and, by the way, that was the hardest blown I’ve taken in my career. We had ‘em . We sucked ‘em all in. No one likes to be had, but, ya know what, that’s why there’s a used-car lot on every street-corner in America … because there are a lot of idiots out there. There’s a screwball sucker fan born every minute … and we got y’all! The only ones we didn’t get were the ones who were smartened up by someone who smartened them up after having heard the angle. No one knew what was gonna happen, and that’s the beauty of professional wrestling. If you don’t like what we do, or why we do it, hey, this is entertainment! If you weren’t entertained, if you were flabbergasted, then we didn’t deliver. Entertainment is creating emotion, whether it’s laughter, sadness or anger. If all you people are angry, then we’ve created some form of entertainment, made a statement, stirred your emotions; that’s what this is about. I’m sorry … this isn’t real! This is television, you morons! Kevin Nash is a great guy -- he loves his son; he plays "Cars" with him; he loves his wife. This is my wrestling persona; this is "Big Sexy." This isn’t Kevin Nash. I’m sorry if you think I’ve changed, but you’ve got to realize, I’m playing a part. I’m sorry to tell you this, but it’s NOT REAL; IT’S FAKE, you morons. The people who are my true fans, they are gonna love me no matter what because they know that I’m having a good time out there. I’m a performer; I’m an actor. Hey, I’m no huracanrana, plancha-delivering luchador; I’m a 7-foot guy with a good head of hair who likes to have fun and make money. I fought with Hogan as a shoot backstage trying to get things done for almost two years here, and you’re not gonna beat Hogan. If it doesn’t have his blessing, it ain’t gonna get done. The only reason we got the NBC deal is, because Hogan’s here. For a year, I haven’t been used by this company. I came up with an angle that got Hogan the belt, knowing that it would put me back in the mix. On top of that, whether you like it or not, how many guys have been World Champion in both federations? Would you like to name 'em? I can: Flair, Hogan, Savage and Nash. I think I’ll stay in that company; that’s good company to be in. People will learn as this thing goes on, as I give you a little insight, that it’s not your work-rate in the ring that makes you a champion, folks. Rather, it’s how well you can do the back-door, doing the politics in the back that run pro wrestling. Hey, when I won the World Championship, it was like I won the Presidency. I gave it back – so what! How many guys can say they’ve been The Champion in both federations? Shawn Michaels can’t. The Rock can’t. Austin can’t. But ya know what, I can. So, if you don’t like what I did, maybe you need to go down there. Down where? Down heeeeeere.Tonight I’m gonna play a board game. Yes, there still are such things. I’m gonna play All-Star Baseball from Cadaco; it’s a game that first came out in the late-‘60s. Most of you young kids have no clue what it is, but some of you older guys, yeah, you know what I’m talking about. Mickey Lolich probably will be my starting pitcher, Eddie Brinkman will be at short, and Manny Mota will be in the outfield.
Just for your knowledge, folks, yes, I do go through your comments posted on my Website because I’m curious to hear what you have to say, what you want answered. I can’t personally answer each and every letter because, well, I just don’t have that much freetime … and, heck, I ain’t that good of a typer. The questions I really like to answer are the ones that are not wrestling-related, that way you know it’s me. Case in point, the questions about my tattoos. The one on my right fore-arm is a samurai; it was a gift from my wife to cover a tattoo that I put on my arm with Indian ink when I was a young guy. The other tattoo is a dragon fighting a tiger which originally, when I was in the Service, as you can see if you look at early pictures of me, actually was a tiger fighting a snake. But, a few years ago, right before I left New York, I had the snake turned into a dragon. I had the original tattoo done in Seoul, Korea, when I was in the Service. I had it touched up a few years ago at The Green Iguana Tattoo Shop in Phoenix. And, hey, if you morons want to check your research on this, go ahead … cause that’s the real deal.
HERE’S MY FINAL THOUGHT … AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I’M GOING WITH THIS: It still hasn’t sunk in yet that Tennessee is the National Champion in college football after beating Florida State 23-16 in the Fiesta Bowl.
Peace, out, Kevin.