Kevin's Forum
from www.kevinbigsexynash.com
FEBRUARY 4, 1999
By Kevin NashSorry it’s been so long since I’ve updated this column, but since I’ve got new responsibilities within the company, my days have been longer and my days-off have been few and far in-between.
Things are just hunky-dory in the Red & Black, the Black & White...actually, I guess that’s just The nWo now, right? The nWo is back on track. We’ve got a helluva unit of guys.
"Hollywood" Hogan defeated me in that incredibly hard-fought Monday Nitro battle at The Georgia Dome one month ago today. I still reflect on that match as the toughest of my career. I think "Hollywood" is really enjoying himself since he came out of retirement.
Lex injured his left elbow last Saturday at The Great Western Forum in L.A., working against Konnan. I don’t know the extent of his injuries, but he may have tore some ligaments, or have damage to some connective tissue. That will hurt us because he was really on a roll. But he’s an android, and if he’s injured, he’ll be back quicker than anyone else. Bagwell continues to heal; I’m looking forward to him getting 100-percent healthy. Scotty Steiner has had back problems, so we’re gonna keep our fingers crossed that he stays healthy. Scott Hall got injured last Friday in San Diego. He got a stinger which, to anyone who’s played sports, knows is numbness down one or both of your arms. Scott had it down his left arm. I have a bruised kidney or something because I’ve had some blood in my urine the past couple of days. We’re all beat up, but that’s the nature of the beast. But things be going well as a whole.
Flair vs. Hogan is on tap for SuperBrawl and when I look at that match, I just know that Flair will always be in Hulk Hogan’s shadow. When he went up to New York, he was up there for just over a year, then bailed out. Ric Flair is a legend, a good little regional wrestler. Hogan’s The Man — and Flair knows it. Hogan is bigger, stronger, in better shape, younger than Flair ... everything points to "Hollywood" at SuperBrawl. Plus, when push comes to shove, if there’s any outside interference, we clearly dominate The Midget Squad. Personally, I think this may be the weakest Four Horsemen group in the history of The Four Horsemen.
I’ve got a little less than three years remaining on my contract. I just bought a nice beach-front lot that I’ll be building my retirement home on, starting in about a month. It’ll probably take two years to complete. I’ll then finish up the last year of my contract and, uh, probably retire. Then will I run for President? Nah. But I might run for the King of France position, which I hear is opening up. I’ve always wanted to be the King of France.
I played "Cars" with my son Sunday and we also played with the new Kevin Nash action-figure from Toy Biz, Inc., made in China.
Lots of you have been asking about the "Big Sexy" shoes that were pictured here on the Site. Well, all I can tell you is: they were a prototype from Reebok, made just for me. But if you want a pair of the "Big Sexy" shoes, all you have to do is contact Reebok because, if they think they can sell these shoes, I know they’ll definitely make ‘em. I’ll post their address in a future Forum, or I’m sure you guys can find it off the Internet, or maybe some nice Kevin Nash fan will track it down (hint, hint) and post it on my Site. Insist on the "Big Sexy" shoe.
There’s nothing like weaving in and out of traffic in and around my Phoenix home in my S-Class Mercedes. When ya see an opening while driving, ya gotta take it ... I know I do.
I hate traffic delays at 7 a.m.
I absolutely hate getting up early. I left my Phoenix house Monday at 6:30 a.m., for SkyHarbor Airport, bound for Minneapolis ... and there was a ton of traffic en route to the airport. My question to the drivers who were out and about then: where were you all going? My gosh. You’d think that someone somewhere along the line would decide to start the day at, oh, noon. Who decided the work-day was 9-to-5, as opposed to, say, noon-to-8? Wouldn’t we all prefer to get up and leisurely get to work? I just don’t understand that whole concept. Personally, if I had designed the workday, it would be noon-to-1. Sure you wouldn’t get as much done, but you’d have a lot more free time. Unfortunately there wouldn’t have been a lunch-break in my noon-to-1 day, but definitely a 15-minute coffee break.
HERE’S MY FINAL THOUGHT ... AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE THE HELL I’M GOING WITH THIS: Nitro was in Minneapolis this past Monday and, sometimes I wish that I was a girl because then I could have been Jesse’s girl ... cause I wish that I was Jesse’s girl.
Peace, out, Kevin.